Archive for August, 2012

Issues At The Valet…..

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

Yesterday was my birthday and we went out with friends to a few local hot spots where we had a blast. As we were leaving the 2nd location we all witnessed a very hilarious but troubling incident. While we were standing outside at the valet waiting on vehicles to arrive, a black SUV zooms up to the valet with the driver’s window down and the driver is screaming. Everyone focused their attention on the driver as she is hysterical, so the valet walks up to her vehicle and she rips into him:

You muthaf$%@&#^ changed my radio station and I want my f%&#$@& money back!!!

She wouldn’t give the poor guy a chance to speak, as she kept screaming and repeating her displeasure with someone apparently changing the station that she was listening to prior to exiting her vehicle. After not getting what she wanted she sped off through the parking lot nearly hitting a vehicle, still cursing and screaming! We all looked at one another like what in the world just happened, as it was surreal! That must’ve been one hell of a radio station to cause this type of behavior!

So the question at hand is, have you ever cut up like this on a valet, if so what caused your displeasure?? Share your story!!

Drop Her Off At Work!!!!

Friday, August 3rd, 2012

On my way to work this morning, I stopped at the gas station and as I was getting out of the car I hear a couple arguing at the pumps over something that shouldn’t even be a conversation that early in the morning. The lady who is dressed in slacks, a blouse, and heels jumps out of the car slams the door and yells,

Lady: “Sorry mutha%$@&# you better find a job soon or else you’re a$$ is getting out of my house!”

Guy: Rolls down the window and screams, “You have been saying that s%$t for years and I’m still here!”

He then exits the vehicle and runs into the store behind her huffing and puffing. They come out still arguing.

Lady: “All you do is lay around all day playing a damn game and claiming you looking for a job!”

Guy: “Playing that game is gonna get me paid!”

I then proceed to laugh my a$$ off as I couldn’t hold it in anymore and apparently the guy hears me then says,

Guy: “See you got muthaf$#%@&^ out here judging me, you putting my business in these streets!”

Lady: “Business? I’m calling your mother and telling her you’re coming back for good after I get off work this evening!”

As I pull off, I start to think how can guys sit on their a$$ and feel comfortable not working!? True indeed it’s partly the lady’s fault for allowing him to drop her off to work, and then lay around all day doing absolutely nothing; but where is the guys heart, balls, and brain in this situation? There’s a job out there for him and some people will say the economy is bad but here in Houston that’s “NOT” a valid excuse. Fast food, lawn services, construction companies, and waiting tables are all options for people like this guy, but he’s too proud or just plain sorry to get off his a$$ and WORK!!!! I can’t stand PEOPLE who don’t want to work for a living!!! THOUGHTS!!!!???