Posts Tagged ‘dating’

Women in Relationships Listen Up!!

Thursday, November 15th, 2012

Alright you already know what time of year it is…… It’s HOLIDAY SEASON!!!! With this time of year comes joy, parties, friends, family, love, gifts, and of course DRAMA!!!!! While most men in the world can get along and make it through the Holiday’s without missing a beat, the ladies of the world cannot say the same…. I know, I know if you are a woman you are saying awwww here he goes again beating up on the females, but please hear me out….. During the Holiday season couples go visit one another’s family & friends, attend parties, and travel TOGETHER…. Nothing wrong with this right??!!! Right, but WRONG!!!! Even though the women in a relationship(married, engaged, girlfriend, new friend) are happy and have someone to go to events with, the SINGLE, JEALOUS, ENVIOUS, EVIL friend will find a way to throw a damper on your Holiday joy…. They will complain that you have no time for them, say, “Why didn’t you invite me to that couples only event”, talk down on anything you discuss during this time, all because they are MISERABLE & SAD that they do not have anyone to spend their Holiday season with…. They are nearly as low down as the SIDE CHICK, but they are the SIDE CHICK in a close friends clothing!!!!! I know I beat down the SIDE CHICKS during the Holiday season, but I think this type of woman is more of a threat than the SIDE CHICK, because she is close to you personally and knows how to RAIN ON YOUR HAPPY PARADE!!! Women in a meaningful relationship during the holiday’s, keep these LONELY, BITTER, & SELF CENTERED chics away from you and your HOLIDAY HAPPINESS!!!! LONELY, BITTER, SELF CENTERED single ladies please keep the NONSENSE to yourself until January 2nd….. Hopefully you can find someone to occupy your time by VALENTINE’S DAY!!!!

Drop Her Off At Work!!!!

Friday, August 3rd, 2012

On my way to work this morning, I stopped at the gas station and as I was getting out of the car I hear a couple arguing at the pumps over something that shouldn’t even be a conversation that early in the morning. The lady who is dressed in slacks, a blouse, and heels jumps out of the car slams the door and yells,

Lady: “Sorry mutha%$@&# you better find a job soon or else you’re a$$ is getting out of my house!”

Guy: Rolls down the window and screams, “You have been saying that s%$t for years and I’m still here!”

He then exits the vehicle and runs into the store behind her huffing and puffing. They come out still arguing.

Lady: “All you do is lay around all day playing a damn game and claiming you looking for a job!”

Guy: “Playing that game is gonna get me paid!”

I then proceed to laugh my a$$ off as I couldn’t hold it in anymore and apparently the guy hears me then says,

Guy: “See you got muthaf$#%@&^ out here judging me, you putting my business in these streets!”

Lady: “Business? I’m calling your mother and telling her you’re coming back for good after I get off work this evening!”

As I pull off, I start to think how can guys sit on their a$$ and feel comfortable not working!? True indeed it’s partly the lady’s fault for allowing him to drop her off to work, and then lay around all day doing absolutely nothing; but where is the guys heart, balls, and brain in this situation? There’s a job out there for him and some people will say the economy is bad but here in Houston that’s “NOT” a valid excuse. Fast food, lawn services, construction companies, and waiting tables are all options for people like this guy, but he’s too proud or just plain sorry to get off his a$$ and WORK!!!! I can’t stand PEOPLE who don’t want to work for a living!!! THOUGHTS!!!!???

Can Men And Women Truly Be Friends?

Friday, May 4th, 2012

I was talking to one of my friends this morning on my drive in, and we were having a discussion about whether men and women could only be “FRIENDS.” We are both married, and agree that only a small percentage of opposite sex friends have HONESTLY never crossed the line. We aren’t talking about the male “FRIEND” that you slept with in college, and now all of a sudden it never happened since you were at school in Chicago and now you reside in Orlando where no one knew of the relationship. And guys we definitely aren’t talking about the “FRIEND” who helped you through your break-up!

But what we do disagree on is this: Is it alright for a married person to become “FRIENDS” with someone of the opposite sex AFTER they are married? THOUGHTS?????

Your Friends Meeting My Friends

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

In one of the Notorious B.I.G. classic songs “Big Poppa” – P. Diddy (aka Puff Daddy at the time) said, “Tell your friends to get with my friends – we can be friends – we can do this every weekend.”

Male/Female, White/Black/Asian/Hispanic, we all have been there. You meet someone while out with friends and then the question comes up, “Man/Girl she/he is bad, I know she/he has some friends!” And as always we go to the one we met and ask them to set up a meeting between your friends and his/her friends!

9 times out of 10 this ends in disaster! Lol. This type of hook up, date, relationship, rarely works out, so please stop asking to meet a FRIENDS FRIEND! Find your own date. THOUGHTS???

I’m Involved With Two Men And I’m Confused!!!

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

So I receive another EXTREMELY interesting email from a female the other day, who is having a problem choosing between 2 men that she is currently dating. One has 90% of the qualities she is looking for and the other has only 80%. To me this sounds like a good problem to have until I press further for what the lacking 10%/20% actually consisted of!!!

FEMALE: Ok Bobby here is one for you, I can’t post it on my page but if you think the people will respond you can, but names have to be disclosed. It’s me.

MAN #1 – I am in love with someone that loves me but he is in a different kind of situation.

MAN #2 – Then there’s someone who loves me and worships the ground I walk on but I don’t love him. He buys me things, he is concerned for me and has 80% of what matters the most to a woman. The problem is that I’m independent, make my own money, and do for myself.

I was married to one man half of my life and now I feel like I can choose what I want before making a choice.

MAN #1 – The one that I love has 90% and I can deal with the lacking 10%, but the situation is sticky. Even though he has 12 of the things that I want in a man on my list of 14 things! LOL.

MAN #2 – The other 20% that he doesn’t have is a big deal to me!

BOBBY: Oh damn…. LOL…. OK you have to give me a little more…. What are the 80%/90% traits that you like? What is the 10%/20% that they are lacking?? You are hiding something! LOL.

FEMALE:
MALE #1 – Is lacking that he is in a sticky situation and we are both passionately in love to where we feel it in our gut.
MALE #2 – He is short, a mama’s boy, cooks, runs my bath water, lights candles, plays soft music for me and he has been alone too long! I think him doing all of this bothers me as I want to do some of the cooking, run my own water and take baths alone sometimes.

BOBBY: Let me guess, MALE #1 is an animal in the bed?

FEMALE: As far as sex…… WELL….. MALE #2 can but….. BUT MALE #1!!!! “OH MY GOD!!!”……….. Bobby it’s so much more exciting, when PASSION/TUSSLING ARE INVOLVED AND MANLINESS IS THERE AS WELL!!!…. LOL………. SOOOOOO……. What do you suggest???

BOBBY: MALE #1 is married isn’t he?

FEMALE: Bobby??????????????????????? I gave you most of the meat why, why, why???

BOBBY: I need the meat and the potatoes!!!!

FEMALE: Ok yes MALE #1 is married, but 10 years of lies and he is miserable. But luckily in a month he will be facing an empty nest with the children and that’s why he stayed, because of the children. I know it’s wrong Bobby but I love him, again I know it’s wrong. MALE #2 isn’t married but he has been twice and I just don’t love him, even in all he does, it’s just not there.

Something tells me to walk away from MALE #1, and I have tried (Not answer the phone, Changed my phone #, Moved). Something tells me that I know love different from lust or infatuation when you’re older and the ingredients say love. I know it’s wrong for a woman to love another woman’s husband, and the word says “What God put together let no man tear asunder.” Did they tear it apart? I don’t want to feel like “I did” for the rest of my life.
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So what do you think my friend should do??? SUGGESTIONS??? THOUGHTS????